I went out in Windsor last night and was insanely drunk on 2 pound shots and paint tins of vodka, but it was just nice to be dancing and have fun and not have seedy Newcastle men think they can dance/grind all over you. But I may have done a slutty Macarena on a podium in front of the entire club. Whoops my bad.
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
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What do you mean “servings per container”?
If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.
That I will eat.
Right now.
By myself.
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There is nothing better than triple j’s morning radio show. Also, I’m going out in “town” for the first time on Thursday to be drunk drunk drunk with people I’ve never met. Wish me luck!






